I’m not anyone’s first choice. I’m not anyone’s favorite. People may tell me I mean a lot to them and that I’m special to them but I know there’s someone they will always choose over me.

That’s right…

That’s right…

Definitely did this all the time in high school. 

Definitely did this all the time in high school. 

One of the funniest things on the internet.

One of the funniest things on the internet.

Time to get real...question for the ladies!!!
What do women really want in a man???
Mmmmh„

Mmmmh„

dalandofmilkandhoney:

Brittany Dailey

There’s that point in life when you see a woman and all you can say is DAMN…

dalandofmilkandhoney:

Brittany Dailey

There’s that point in life when you see a woman and all you can say is DAMN…

thatdudecj:

oohhcomely:

always—knows—best:

oldblueeyes:

Captain Obvious (x)

FUCK

OMG

no one has ever caught me mastubating this dude isnt ninja enough to masterbate.